Friday, January 8, 2010

"Solette" your new guide to the internet!

I apologize for having not written here in quite some time. I've been having some issues with self-confidence lately, and being unemployed and broke can be extremely difficult. Somehow, I have managed to accomplish a bit of video making projectiles, and would like to shure to you, present, introduce, "Solette"; your new guide to the internet.

It was a concept that just occurred to me at some point, and so a few ovals and circles later, I had a series of digital "paintings", ready to be imported to Windows Movie Maker.

I swear that some of you are wondering where I find the time for such things, and all I can tell you is that I'm very fast and adept with my computer. I can type rapid fire, perhaps eighty words per minute or more. I'm also pretty swift at using keyboard shortcuts to jump between programs, and I have a few shortcuts of my own in the practice of graphic artistry.

The computerized voice you hear was generated using the "Text to Speech" program on my computah machine and then introduced to the "Audacity" software - I believe it is either shareware, or freeware. It's an incredibly well designed program, and I would highly recommend it to any amateur or professional out there.

Yup. Then I brought it all together using Movie Maker, to which I also introduced some Casio keyboard generated music originally recorded on cassette.

And there you have it, "Solette" - your new guide to the internet.

5 comments:

  1. I think it's pathetic. It's a pathetic video and it was a waste of my time watching it. Screw you, Romance Alberta!

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  2. Utter garbage. One of the stupidest things I have ever seen in my life. Give me a break. Poorly animated ovals and a computerized voice? What are you, on drugs or something? Grow up and get a life, or just go and partake in some normal activity like softball or in your case, figure skating you pantie waisted waste of skin.

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  3. I'd like very much to respond to your criticisms, "moremoreenough". Have you even bothered to watch your own videos? You've got a sidebar in your self effacing blog with it's links to your trashy internet productions. I would advise you, Sir, to have a look in the mirror. Much like arguing with yourself on your own blog in an effort to increase the number of comments as a pathetic excirsise to see if it will draw attention to your sad and lonely "look at me" pursuits.

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  4. I liked the video. It's kind of cute aside from the swear words near the end. I like your other work as well and think that you show a great deal of promise as a pioneer in the new entertainment sphere. Keep up the good work, B.R. Mathews, and as an industry player, I see a bright future for you if you continue to evolve your ideas in a meaningful way.

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  5. Thanks Anon. As I learned in Boy Cubs, I'll dib, dib do my best! Thank you for the kind words, and thank you for taking an interest in my work.

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