Monday, October 26, 2015

Drunk In The Twitterverse

Using twitter is a fantastic way to groom oneself into the habit of  expressing opinions and ideas succinctly. I've encountered Facebook users who shun Twitter entirely, and wonder why. I find the two platforms compliment one another. Of course, at the other end of the human spectrum, you'll find geniuses who write clever little programs that engage the platform automatically. Such programmatic routines are popularily known as 'bots', and they range from simple data mining or marketing structures to more advanced little robo-devils that indeed exhibit varying levels of artificial intelligence. Fascinating.

Rarely will you find me active on Twitter when I'm not not drinking. When I'm not drinking, you might find me engaged in a myriad of pursuits, mostly in computer land - playing games or learning about what goes on 'under the hood' of applications and networks. Sometimes I watch movies or intriguing serials on Netflix with the family. Hi Mom!

I think it's safe to say I've managed to effectively paralyze myself socially through the use of online platforms after several or more drinks. There's no point in dwelling on other people's opinions of me, and I sometimes wonder how other people even keep their composure in the midst of crumbling institutions, eroding traditions, and spiritual emptiness. It's a trap! Of course I'd be lying if I tried to tell you that it's not a little embarrassing to recall the things I'd written the night before, sure. I am well aware of the fact that I tend to become idiotic and surly, shining a light on my own twisted imagination before the many esteemed followers I've managed to accumulate over the years, but gosh darn it, I have such a blast doing so! I can only hope that there are others who find it as entertaining as I do.

I'll keep this entry brief, and use this update to inform anyone curious that I'm feeling extremely well despite being an unemployed chain smoking drunk. Truth be told, I can no longer even imagine living my life any differently, and just the thought of having to hold down some thankless, uninspiring job gives me the shivers! I count myself lucky to have so much free time. I'll conclude by inviting you to check out my online album at Souncloud under the moniker: Invalidator, and promise that I'm going to get to work on some new and exciting productions.

Thanks for stopping in!