Piss Test! An Indignant Response...

DRUGSCREEN

So you’ve come to ask of me,

A sample of my pee-

For you to tell if I’ve been smoking weed?

A sample jar you hand-out,

To ensure that I don’t stand-out,

In response I offer this indignant creed:

I don’t piss for the Czar,

I won’t piss for a movie star,

I won’t piss in a bottle or a cup!

When I piss,

I stand-up of course;

To whip my thing out,

And piss-out like a racehorse!

I would not piss for the Queen,

You think I’ll do it for a drug-screen?

Give your head a shake, you pseudo-righteous slob!

If my employment’s contingent,

On draining through my ligament,

Then you can keep your offer for this job!

I don’t piss for the Czar,

I won’t piss out a moving car,  

I try my best to not piss in the alleyway.

Not even for payment,

Would I piss for a stranger,

Like those bladder bags you hired-up this morning!

You’re demand stinks of urine,

I decline it on principle,

So thanks, but no thanks… I’ll look elsewhere.

B.R. Mathews

© 2013-01-29

Answers For Everything

What is this? Captured in Russia 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=GAXzicwhcHI

PuzzleCollege 1 second ago

Reactor drive tube for the old Soviet ZONCOS-M interstellar cargo transports.

Nasa discovers ancient alien temple on Mars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=N01kkZdXK7U

PuzzleCollege 5 minutes ago

The edifice you see in the video is actually not really ancient at all, but it does have antiquated origins. When the Persians developed the first primitive spacecraft in the early 16th century, their first destination after Luna was indeed the Martian surface. They remained there, enjoying the lush environments of the "red planet" until the great tectonic upheaval of Mars in 1799. The building you see in this footage is just one of many they constructed during their time there.

Secret Leaked Mars manned Mission (1972) Alien Watcher (DEMONIC ) activity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btaPdewxbmo&NR=1&feature=fvwp

PuzzleCollege 14 minutes ago

I recognize the viewing portal as identical to the ones found on every OXPORT orbiter built from 1969 through 1976. The OXPORT series spacecraft carried enough iridium to power their reactor units at full power for a century or more. There are still three OXPORTS sailing the galactic tides of our universe to this day!

Top secret Mars landing (1962)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsVqa2xaBeQ

PuzzleCollege 21 minutes ago

The portal looks just like the one found in the KT-Series Lunar Shuttle. The KT-6 was developed in 1947 to shuttle engineers between our Earth and the nine Lunacave Mining Corp. sites on the dark side of the moon while they were active throughout the 1950s. Fantastic footage!

Red Crow, Grey Bear, White Stone, She-Wolf

Last week, after drinking heavily of the spirit of the potato, a vision did come to me:

A lone wolf approached into the place I occupied in the dream void space, and beckoned for me to follow her as far eastward as she could go. Go we went- until the ocean met the land, and she turned to face me at the tip of two shadows that stretched a dozen fathoms long, but with no visible monolith casting them. She lay down between these impressive shadows, and two rocks, as white as Luna herself, soon materialized. She told me to inspect the rocks.

The rocks looked very heavy and I could hear voices emanating from within them.

“Covetous, covetous…” one rock whispered over and over.

“Despair, despair…” the other rock answered to the first.

I tried to lift the stones, but they burned my hands just as a bright red crow was flying overhead. The crow was trilling out a tuneful song: Who’s her man? Who’s her man? Lucifer Dan! Lucifer Dan!

The wolf went after the crow, and I, after the wolf.

Westward did we travel, as fast as the breeze, and weightless above the grass and sand… and not the crow, nor the wolf, nor I, nor the breeze, did stop until we met waves lapping the coastal shores.

Upon a totem the crow did perch, and the wolf sat in the totem’s shadow. The crow crowed in the direction of a very dark cavern entrance, out of which lumbered a grey grizzled bear.

“Into the cave you must go! Into the cave now!” demanded the crow.

“Do not go into the cave alone”, added the wolf, “but take with you the meditative meaning of the white stones of covetous and despair.”

Starting off toward the entrance to the cave, the great grey bear roared as a thousand lions. I was not deterred, but went into the cave, with the whispers of the white stones still resonating from within me.