Saturday, April 20, 2013

Optimal Way To Ship Vinyl Records

Everything is so complicated. I'm not that adept at balancing sweat equity with returns. I am a natural estimator who becomes easily excitable when he hears sixties and seventies music on vinyl in a permissive setting. Lately, I've been looking into international shipping costs: namely; a smart way to ship out some of the 7" vinyl singles I have decided reluctantly to divest myself of, in the name of commerce and start-up capital.

I see emerging markets. I am a nobody-visionary. I know this simply because my intuition sometimes proves to be at least partially correct. The older and wiser I become, the higher the accuracy of my predictions. I like developing models and plans by unraveling complexly twisted obstructions. I admire the pencil-to-paper people. I bounce ideas off them like a built-in eraser.

All I want to do is drink as much as humanly possible. From recording a musical album, to setting-up a profitable niche / boutique... import / export operation that generates trust. My chosen / prescribed lifestyle somewhat accommodates the pursuit of such whimsical endeavours (yes, e-n-d-e-a-v-o-U-r-s) as spending all my free-time away from work-job writing a screenplay.

I'm not that two-speed, however. I mainly like every day to transcend more than a couple of gears in the box. Variety. Dip my fingers in a few different pies and separate my eggs into multiple baskets. Spreading the wealth. Routinely rediscovering your own uniqueness. What can't I do in this life - so long as it respects the proper inalienable rights of others. What can I build? Who do I want to break the ice with? Of all the familiar day-to-day situations I find myself involved with, which of these situations are most important when figuratively placed within the context of our ever expanding universe? It's impossible!

Brand Recognition


 

Brand recognition. See my branding ability? I made-up a record company called, "His Records" to distinguish my trustworthiness from all the fly-by-night operators who wouldn't even blink while shim-shamming their own Grandmother out of her silverware!

His Records: They're NOT yours... they're *his!

*His may refer to hers' as well as its' in reference to any salable item belonging to either HIS RECORDS or any affiliate thereof.


Diabolical Speculative Analysis

Excuse me while I bust-out my vintage typewriter.... 

Speculation

Contemporary technology will grow ever more obstructionist due to unanticipated rival competitors in growing markets. In considering the notion of "reverse obsolescence" as it applies to multimedia, we feel that certain technologies that are now popularly considered to be obsolete, and only worthy of an eclectic nod, may eventually find a significant market resurgence borne not as much of rarity as of interest in the necessity of overcoming dwindling digital permissiveness in the multiplex of information exchange.

Analysis

Given the millions of units of licensed media for sale online and in actual shops, we feel that media formats considered by and large to be 'antiquated' by the seething majority, analog forms of licensed collectibles is an emerging market. 

Diabolical Twist

Buy everything. Consolidate. Get the best price. Corner the market. Assimilate any rogue talent. Squash the competitors. 


Saturday, April 13, 2013

It's Never Too Late To Take Up Wine & Smoking