Monday, March 28, 2016

Terrorists Euthanizing North American Dogs

Innocent Animals Face Certain Death By Wood Chipper


Online analytic efforts have confirmed that a well-known terrorist organization have been adopting a questionable number of dogs from North America.

"There was a glaring uptick in the numbers. We wanted to know what they would want with so many dogs," says Brian Flibette, a senior trends researcher with the Fideletics Marketing group.

"It's not unusual for terrorist organizations to adopt all manner of pets, and dogs are often employed for security around their training facilities, but four thousand dogs a week? And we're not talking the sorts of breeds you'd expect like German Shepherds or Pit Bulls. There's Chihuahuas, Toy Poodles, Pommeranians. Not the sorts of animals well-suited to functioning in any apparent or useful capacity within an extremist environment," he explains.

We asked Muhammed Mohammed Mahmood, a former member of a well-known terror group who now helps anti-terrorist initiatives for various governments to investigate the reasons behind the unusual development. His findings were nothing less than heart-wrenching.

"They're killing them. One by one, they're tossing them into wood chippers and possibly feeding the K-9 pulp to prisoners."

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