By now, you've probably heard of the good 'ol hockey stick chart that some of the less informed climate deniers are saying is about as useful as a degree in feminist studies:
Oh, and BTW, if anyone happens to debunk my settled science on this matter, I'm gonna sue the fuckin' shit of 'em if they even think of going to the media with their findings.
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Since I'm one of the few people in the country to hold a Ph.D. in idealoclimactic scientificism, I felt a certain sense of urgency in sharing with you, esteemed reader, the culmination of more than eighteen grueling minutes of intensive research.
Your umbrella won't be enough for the upcoming deluge. Someone's going to have to start building another ark because a hard rain is going to fall. As an authority on the subject of ideal climates, I feel safe in saying with absolute certainty that the global climate all over the globe is going to be less than ideal.
After more than seven tedious minutes of entering reams of climate data (from more than at least one meteorological study) into my patented climat-o-google, I've ascertained that there is an enormously considerable chance that the sky is indeed falling. It's going to literally rain cats and figuratively rain dogs at some point in the not-too-distant future. With a bit of imagination, the projected trend in the plot almost looks like a doggish cat? I took the liberty of tracing-out the impression in grey. See for yourself:
Oh, and BTW, if anyone happens to debunk my settled science on this matter, I'm gonna sue the fuckin' shit of 'em if they even think of going to the media with their findings.
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