Monday, March 16, 2015

Luong Phong's Trunk

I will not eat green bile from snake,
I will not eat what Luong Phong make!

I would not eat no wart from toad, 
I would not eat it on the road!
Nor will I eat it fried or stewed,
Nor if it's served-up diced and gooed!

I do not eat dog, bug, nor skunk,
I do not eat from Luong Phong's trunk.

I do not think rice wine is nice,
I do not like my cheese with lice.

No rat no cat no monkey or fox,
Lest upon my house there falls a pox!

Some bug's wing is not my thing,
Please to my table do NOT bring,
Your serpent's platter filled with creep,
Fermented goop in some flung heap!

Blow your blowfish up your yin,
Your kitchen stinks like a bin of sin!

I do not eat for some taboo,

I don't eat crap, and nor should you!



2 comments:

  1. I love the graphic ... the long left arm of the omega stretching out to Ottawa. I like watching your stuff Blake. Listening too. Could you do something. Record the repeating phrase "Yes We Can". Then turn it backwards. Does it say "Praise you Satan" like the conspiracy theoricsts who place Obamber as the antichrist. Because I've seen it online ... but never really tried my self. It is against my faith, of course to stoop so low as to see whether or not I'm praising myself. I'm not a great serpent eating it's tail, after all. There are many many dutiful young imps and fuckups to feed me for an eterninbty.

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    1. *err* "to feed HIM for an eternity" ... hard being the mouthpiece and touchtyper to an eternitybased exchange

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