Beauties Invade the Internet

The only girls you'd ever expect to see 'on the internet' in the early days of home based telecommunication were usually locked up in .GIF files that took up to a half a day to download only to see just one measly image of some broad appear on your screen! Then of course you would import it to your digital imaging program and play around with the contrast... or maybe you were the type that preferred to download 320 X 200 images of fighter jets or comic characters. Hey, whatever lures you to the hook.

Today, as I'm sure you know, the internet is full of incredibly gorgeous gals, and you can now not only stare at an unmoving photo of them, stretched across a cathode ray tube monitor, considering whether it would even be worth printing out on your dot-matrix colour printer, but you can hear them speak their minds, move around, do things, perform with bands, whatever... and all in real time...just like T.V.!

I mean, just have a look at a few of my favorite examples pictured below so go ahead and check out the links by clicking on the snaps...ahhg... I forget!

Natasha-

I couldn't help myself but to watch this lovely woman in her attempt to drive David's big dump truck. David Roch, star of the "David's Farm" channel on You Tube, supervises and films the action, but it's all too apparent that Natasha is the star of the show. It only took her a few attempts to get the big truck rolling after familiarizing herself with the clutch, and off she and David went, out to the back forty together, side by side in the hornet infested cab of a smelly old dump truck. The stuff that pure sweet romance is built upon.

Natasha comes across as being genuine, cheerful and charming. Obviously shes' a pretty good sport as well - you know, not too prissy. Natasha's Mom also appears in this video, and she is hysterical. Love that Slavic accent!


Tania
Oooh. Belgium is just as surely known for it's remarkable beauties as Canadians are known for endlessly preaching to the choir, but I say, this woman has a highly positive attitude, and a willingness to commit to a good political cause.

Being that her boyfriend, "Athene", a popular You Tube actor himself who once appeared in a season of a popular T.V. reality show, the pair have done a good many hilarious sketches together, and have inspired me, along with their other cohorts like Reese, the semi-serious documentarian, and Furious the ladies man pimp gangster, to make videos as well. Tania. Capable. Foxy.

Rebecca

Lead singer of the soon to be wildly popular rock group, "My First Earthquake", Rebecca, pictured above, is a most passionate and hyper hipster of a songstress; her machine gun lyrics in some of the group's early punk-o-rama numbers I've heard on You Tube, seem to be driving at something and yet, pointless in their ephemeralitudinous of the diapoplectic master designs of which might pertain to conceptual folk art....meanwhile the group's pop songs are just dandy, not too minimalistic in arrangement, catchy, and boast absurd and in your face poetry - in short, the word play is at times masterful. They're genuine hipsters for sure... reminiscent, I think, of Blondie, and Sonic Youth... but My First Earthquake will continue to surprise us I'm sure. I loved the guitar solo antics in Sweet Frown, one of their latest numbers, the video for which is where I took the frame you see above - it's fantastic! Check it out! Her foxiness awaits your comments and ratings.